Why we picked the Vacuglide: The VacuGlide milking machine has the largest vacuum chamber of any product in its class and as a result it provides unparalleled dynamic suction stroking. Suction and pressure provide the best sensation that any sex toy has ever offered for our group of testers. With the addition of the wifi feature set in the new VacuGlide 2, the machine is truly in a category of its own, especially as it pertains to video sync.
Another key feature set only introduced recently in version 2, are the modes. The machine has experiences that last for minutes before repeating, going from slow to fast to faster and then pausing and then getting slow again, etc. Each mode is a different unexpected experience that varies speeds without needing to press anything. It feels like someone else is controlling it.
VacuGlide 2 is adjustable with a small included tool so that it works well on all penis lengths. Its all aluminum construction and 14 pound weight gives it an unmatched high quality look and feel.
The feeling given by its suction stroking mechanism is simply incredible. A big bonus is that it works even on partial erections by causing the full erection with its vacuum and taking the user through the complete orgasm. Our testers who could not achieve a full erection reported complete satisfaction.
The Wifi Features: After watching a short video, I learned how to connect the machine to my wifi network. The team was very impressed by the realism and immersiveness of video sync. I had hundreds and hundreds of (free) videos to watch that were speed synced with the machine, giving me the feeling that the sex acts I watched on screen were happening to me.
My second most favorite wifi feature was Autopilot where I gave the web app a few of my preferences and it invented modes that suited my needs. Additionally, extra downloadable modes are available plus I thoroughly enjoyed the remote control and AI girlfriend features. The recent AI girlfriend update allows the AI women full control to the machine’s API, and they decide how to simulate you. Very interesting!
How it feels: The Vacuglide offers a suction-based sensation that can be adjusted as to the vacuum level and stroking length. The vacuum makes the penis extra sensitive and envelops the entire shaft, sucking the whole penis in and providing a sensation and orgasm that is unmatched by that given by any human.
What's under the hood: The Vacuglide features a large vacuum pumping chamber operated by a piston and includes 2 electronically operated valves. Buttons on the front of the machine allow the user to control exactly how much air goes into and is removed from the system thereby controlling the stroking length and suction level. The case is made from extruded aluminum giving it a very high end feel. It even comes with its own storage backpack for discreet storage as well as 3 separate stroking cups with silicone sleeves to accommodate all penis sizes.
For you if: You are interested in exploring vacuum-based stimulation and want a device that offers video sync, downloadable modes, and other online features that will grow with time through free firmware updates. This is a buy it for life item.
Not for you if:You prefer vibration or cannot afford its price tag.
Why we picked the Vacuglide: The VacuGlide milking machine has the largest vacuum chamber of any product in its class and as a result it provides unparalleled dynamic suction stroking. Suction and pressure provide the best sensation that any sex toy has ever offered for our group of testers. With the addition of the wifi feature set in the new VacuGlide 2, the machine is truly in a category of its own, especially as it pertains to video sync.
Another key feature set only introduced recently in version 2, are the modes. The machine has experiences that last for minutes before repeating, going from slow to fast to faster and then pausing and then getting slow again, etc. Each mode is a different unexpected experience that varies speeds without needing to press anything. It feels like someone else is controlling it.
VacuGlide 2 is adjustable with a small included tool so that it works well on all penis lengths. Its all aluminum construction and 14 pound weight gives it an unmatched high quality look and feel.
The feeling given by its suction stroking mechanism is simply incredible. A big bonus is that it works even on partial erections by causing the full erection with its vacuum and taking the user through the complete orgasm. Our testers who could not achieve a full erection reported complete satisfaction.
The Wifi Features: After watching a short video, I learned how to connect the machine to my wifi network. The team was very impressed by the realism and immersiveness of video sync. I had hundreds and hundreds of (free) videos to watch that were speed synced with the machine, giving me the feeling that the sex acts I watched on screen were happening to me.
My second most favorite wifi feature was Autopilot where I gave the web app a few of my preferences and it invented modes that suited my needs. Additionally, extra downloadable modes are available plus I thoroughly enjoyed the remote control and AI girlfriend features. The recent AI girlfriend update allows the AI women full control to the machine’s API, and they decide how to simulate you. Very interesting!
How it feels: The Vacuglide offers a suction-based sensation that can be adjusted as to the vacuum level and stroking length. The vacuum makes the penis extra sensitive and envelops the entire shaft, sucking the whole penis in and providing a sensation and orgasm that is unmatched by that given by any human.
What's under the hood: The Vacuglide features a large vacuum pumping chamber operated by a piston and includes 2 electronically operated valves. Buttons on the front of the machine allow the user to control exactly how much air goes into and is removed from the system thereby controlling the stroking length and suction level. The case is made from extruded aluminum giving it a very high end feel. It even comes with its own storage backpack for discreet storage as well as 3 separate stroking cups with silicone sleeves to accommodate all penis sizes.
For you if: You are interested in exploring vacuum-based stimulation and want a device that offers video sync, downloadable modes, and other online features that will grow with time through free firmware updates. This is a buy it for life item.
Not for you if:You prefer vibration or cannot afford its price tag.
Why we picked the Autoblow Ultra AI: The Autoblow Ultra AI is one of the most advanced male pleasure devices available, combining cutting-edge technology with realistic sensations to deliver an unparalleled experience. All buyers receive unlimited access to its video sync technology that allows the machine to sync with a huge library of videos, increasing the realism factor to unheard of levels. VR video sync is available from third parties.
"When my friend asked for a recommendation for a high-quality, automated male toy, the Autoblow Ultra AI was my immediate choice. He's been impressed with its wifi performance and the customizable features it offers, especially video sync," says Alec Hardy, sex toy expert.
How it feels: The Autoblow Ultra AI doesn't just provide automated stimulation—it offers an experience tailored to mimic real-life techniques. Thanks to its AI-driven technology, it delivers real life stroking patterns and speeds that were discovered after a machine learning analysis of 1000 hours of blowjob videos. Its replication of the gliding and sliding action associated with real life blowjobs is unmatched.
What's under the hood: The Autoblow Ultra AI features an industrial strength motor and kitchen appliance level build controlled by artificial intelligence algorithms, offering 10 different experience modes that simulate various techniques. Its removable sleeve is easy to clean, ensuring hygiene and longevity. The device is also designed to accommodate a range of sizes, providing a comfortable fit for most users. For users with exceptionally large penises, Autoblow offers a special wide sleeve sold separately.
For you if: You want a high-tech, automated pleasure device that offers customizable experiences and mimics realistic sensations. Most importantly, it is the best offer on the market for syncing with videos (including VR).
Not for you if: You prefer a simple, manual device without advanced features, or you're looking for a more budget-friendly option.
Why we picked the Autoblow Ultra AI: The Autoblow Ultra AI is one of the most advanced male pleasure devices available, combining cutting-edge technology with realistic sensations to deliver an unparalleled experience. All buyers receive unlimited access to its video sync technology that allows the machine to sync with a huge library of videos, increasing the realism factor to unheard of levels. VR video sync is available from third parties.
"When my friend asked for a recommendation for a high-quality, automated male toy, the Autoblow Ultra AI was my immediate choice. He's been impressed with its wifi performance and the customizable features it offers, especially video sync," says Alec Hardy, sex toy expert.
How it feels: The Autoblow Ultra AI doesn't just provide automated stimulation—it offers an experience tailored to mimic real-life techniques. Thanks to its AI-driven technology, it delivers real life stroking patterns and speeds that were discovered after a machine learning analysis of 1000 hours of blowjob videos. Its replication of the gliding and sliding action associated with real life blowjobs is unmatched.
What's under the hood: The Autoblow Ultra AI features an industrial strength motor and kitchen appliance level build controlled by artificial intelligence algorithms, offering 10 different experience modes that simulate various techniques. Its removable sleeve is easy to clean, ensuring hygiene and longevity. The device is also designed to accommodate a range of sizes, providing a comfortable fit for most users. For users with exceptionally large penises, Autoblow offers a special wide sleeve sold separately.
For you if: You want a high-tech, automated pleasure device that offers customizable experiences and mimics realistic sensations. Most importantly, it is the best offer on the market for syncing with videos (including VR).
Not for you if: You prefer a simple, manual device without advanced features, or you're looking for a more budget-friendly option.
Why I picked VacuPump: VacuPump is Autoblow’s new pumping and pleasure machine. At heart it’s a highly customizable electric penis pump: you set a vacuum level on the large color screen and it holds that level for you, topping up automatically if air leaks in. Around that core sit pulse and workout modes, video-synced pumping sessions and a Stroke mode borrowed from VacuGlide.
Sex toy expert Alec Hardy took VacuPump through a full hands-on walkthrough and calls it "a pretty phenomenal automatic vacuum penis pump." "It has tons of features," he says. "You can control it online, you can sync it up with content and have your pump do the exact same thing as you see on the video."
How it handles: Setup is just the power cord, the hose and the cylinder, and a fold-out foot tilts the screen toward you. In Alec’s walkthrough the pump answers the dial almost instantly ("it reacts super fast"), and the web app’s controls feel just as quick. The on-screen gauge is color-coded: green is easy, yellow marks the recommended safe maximum and red goes beyond it. His advice is to stay at 6 to 7 inHg or below when you start. The emergency release button works in every mode and lets all the vacuum out at once. One habit to learn: pausing or leaving a program keeps the vacuum where it is, so press the emergency button when you want it fully released.
The four modes: Manual holds the vacuum you choose and shows your session time plus max and average vacuum at the end. Pulse alternates between a high and a low vacuum level, with a time you set for each (Alec runs 20 seconds at 7 and 10 seconds at 5). Workouts runs 10 preloaded pumping routines, each made of timed exercises with a countdown, and shows its description, top vacuum level and pattern before you start. Stroke turns VacuPump into a slow, sensual vacuum stroker. All four run offline from the dial, with no phone or Wi-Fi needed. Alec’s own favorites are Manual and Pulse.
How the stroking works: Connect the included VacuGlide receiver to the hose and VacuPump alternates high vacuum, which pulls the receiver down, with low vacuum, which lets it slide back up. You set the stroke range and speed. Alec is upfront about the trade-off: "This is a pump, not a piston. It will never be able to go as fast as the VacuGlide can, but it can give you a much stronger vacuum." His tips: be erect before you start, keep the range small and the vacuum low (too much vacuum pulls the sleeve away from you instead of squeezing), and give it 20 to 30 minutes to find your setup, because this is the mode that needs the most experimenting. Autoblow adds that it’s noticeably louder than VacuGlide 2 and roughly matches its speeds 1 to 4. With Autoblow’s Universal Vacuum Cap, the same action works inside a Fleshlight-style stroker.
The Wi-Fi features: Connect it to Wi-Fi once from the device, scan the QR code on its screen, and the fun.autoblow.com web app opens on your phone, tablet or computer. There’s no app to install; you sign in with a free Autoblow account. Online you get remote control of every mode, a vacuum graph after each Manual session that you can screenshot or share, drag-and-drop ordering of the workouts on the device, and a builder for your own workouts (holds, pulses, strokes and rests) that saves straight to the device and can be shared with the community. Firmware updates are free and install from the web app.
Synced pumping videos: This is VacuPump’s most unusual feature, and Alec calls it "the exciting one" for this device: "Autoblow is basically the first ever to release synced pumping content like this." There are real-person pumping videos filmed with dedicated VacuPump scripts, AI-guided sessions that are mostly audio and show their top vacuum level in the title, and meditative sessions, and in his walkthrough the pump follows the screen with very little lag. Picture-in-picture keeps the sync going while you browse, and a local player runs your own videos with a VacuPump sync script. The large library made for the Autoblow Ultra and VacuGlide doesn’t sync with VacuPump, but while you watch it you get on-screen controls to hold, pulse or stroke the pump yourself.
What's under the hood: An anodized extruded aluminum body houses a 20 L/min pump, a patent-pending 3-valve air-flow system and a Wi-Fi-enabled microcontroller. The controls are one automotive-grade dial (spin to select, push to click) and an emergency release button, marked with a hand symbol, that releases all vacuum immediately. Rubber feet keep it from sliding. It runs on an AC/DC adapter and must stay plugged in while you use it, though Alec puts the cord at around 3 meters.
In the box: The VacuPump machine and AC/DC adapter, a 2.125" pumping receiver (9" long, marked in inches and centimeters), a large VacuGlide receiver with a silicone insert made for VacuPump, tubing for pumping and stroking, spare valves and connectors, and a discreet padded storage case. It also works with other pumping cylinders that use the standard quick-release hose connection, and with all VacuGlide accessories.
Cleaning: The machine isn’t waterproof, so wipe it with a damp cloth and keep it away from running water. Wash the cylinder, its rubber ring and the stroking receiver’s parts with mild soap or a toy cleaner, then let everything dry completely before the next use.
Price: $399 with code PRESALE100 (launch price $499, retail $699). Pre-order now, ships November 18. It ships in a discreet plain brown box with discreet billing.
A note on safety: VacuPump is not a medical device and is not intended to treat any health condition. Pumping can temporarily make the penis appear larger, but there is no reliable evidence that penis pumps produce permanent enlargement, and excessive or prolonged use can cause injury. Alec’s rules of thumb: stay at 6 to 7 inHg or below, keep sessions under 20 minutes, and use plenty of lube so skin doesn’t drag against the cylinder. With synced videos, if you skip ahead to an intense part the pump gets there fast and can draw the scrotum into the cylinder, so start erect if you’re sensitive. Stop if you feel pain.
For you if: Pumping is your main interest and you want automatic pressure control, pulse and workout routines, synced pumping videos and a pump that can also stroke, all in one premium aluminum machine.
Not for you if: Stroking is your priority (VacuGlide 2 is faster and quieter), you need a pump that works away from a power outlet, or you’d rather not spend premium money on a pump.
Why I picked VacuPump: VacuPump is Autoblow’s new pumping and pleasure machine. At heart it’s a highly customizable electric penis pump: you set a vacuum level on the large color screen and it holds that level for you, topping up automatically if air leaks in. Around that core sit pulse and workout modes, video-synced pumping sessions and a Stroke mode borrowed from VacuGlide.
Sex toy expert Alec Hardy took VacuPump through a full hands-on walkthrough and calls it "a pretty phenomenal automatic vacuum penis pump." "It has tons of features," he says. "You can control it online, you can sync it up with content and have your pump do the exact same thing as you see on the video."
How it handles: Setup is just the power cord, the hose and the cylinder, and a fold-out foot tilts the screen toward you. In Alec’s walkthrough the pump answers the dial almost instantly ("it reacts super fast"), and the web app’s controls feel just as quick. The on-screen gauge is color-coded: green is easy, yellow marks the recommended safe maximum and red goes beyond it. His advice is to stay at 6 to 7 inHg or below when you start. The emergency release button works in every mode and lets all the vacuum out at once. One habit to learn: pausing or leaving a program keeps the vacuum where it is, so press the emergency button when you want it fully released.
The four modes: Manual holds the vacuum you choose and shows your session time plus max and average vacuum at the end. Pulse alternates between a high and a low vacuum level, with a time you set for each (Alec runs 20 seconds at 7 and 10 seconds at 5). Workouts runs 10 preloaded pumping routines, each made of timed exercises with a countdown, and shows its description, top vacuum level and pattern before you start. Stroke turns VacuPump into a slow, sensual vacuum stroker. All four run offline from the dial, with no phone or Wi-Fi needed. Alec’s own favorites are Manual and Pulse.
How the stroking works: Connect the included VacuGlide receiver to the hose and VacuPump alternates high vacuum, which pulls the receiver down, with low vacuum, which lets it slide back up. You set the stroke range and speed. Alec is upfront about the trade-off: "This is a pump, not a piston. It will never be able to go as fast as the VacuGlide can, but it can give you a much stronger vacuum." His tips: be erect before you start, keep the range small and the vacuum low (too much vacuum pulls the sleeve away from you instead of squeezing), and give it 20 to 30 minutes to find your setup, because this is the mode that needs the most experimenting. Autoblow adds that it’s noticeably louder than VacuGlide 2 and roughly matches its speeds 1 to 4. With Autoblow’s Universal Vacuum Cap, the same action works inside a Fleshlight-style stroker.
The Wi-Fi features: Connect it to Wi-Fi once from the device, scan the QR code on its screen, and the fun.autoblow.com web app opens on your phone, tablet or computer. There’s no app to install; you sign in with a free Autoblow account. Online you get remote control of every mode, a vacuum graph after each Manual session that you can screenshot or share, drag-and-drop ordering of the workouts on the device, and a builder for your own workouts (holds, pulses, strokes and rests) that saves straight to the device and can be shared with the community. Firmware updates are free and install from the web app.
Synced pumping videos: This is VacuPump’s most unusual feature, and Alec calls it "the exciting one" for this device: "Autoblow is basically the first ever to release synced pumping content like this." There are real-person pumping videos filmed with dedicated VacuPump scripts, AI-guided sessions that are mostly audio and show their top vacuum level in the title, and meditative sessions, and in his walkthrough the pump follows the screen with very little lag. Picture-in-picture keeps the sync going while you browse, and a local player runs your own videos with a VacuPump sync script. The large library made for the Autoblow Ultra and VacuGlide doesn’t sync with VacuPump, but while you watch it you get on-screen controls to hold, pulse or stroke the pump yourself.
What's under the hood: An anodized extruded aluminum body houses a 20 L/min pump, a patent-pending 3-valve air-flow system and a Wi-Fi-enabled microcontroller. The controls are one automotive-grade dial (spin to select, push to click) and an emergency release button, marked with a hand symbol, that releases all vacuum immediately. Rubber feet keep it from sliding. It runs on an AC/DC adapter and must stay plugged in while you use it, though Alec puts the cord at around 3 meters.
In the box: The VacuPump machine and AC/DC adapter, a 2.125" pumping receiver (9" long, marked in inches and centimeters), a large VacuGlide receiver with a silicone insert made for VacuPump, tubing for pumping and stroking, spare valves and connectors, and a discreet padded storage case. It also works with other pumping cylinders that use the standard quick-release hose connection, and with all VacuGlide accessories.
Cleaning: The machine isn’t waterproof, so wipe it with a damp cloth and keep it away from running water. Wash the cylinder, its rubber ring and the stroking receiver’s parts with mild soap or a toy cleaner, then let everything dry completely before the next use.
Price: $399 with code PRESALE100 (launch price $499, retail $699). Pre-order now, ships November 18. It ships in a discreet plain brown box with discreet billing.
A note on safety: VacuPump is not a medical device and is not intended to treat any health condition. Pumping can temporarily make the penis appear larger, but there is no reliable evidence that penis pumps produce permanent enlargement, and excessive or prolonged use can cause injury. Alec’s rules of thumb: stay at 6 to 7 inHg or below, keep sessions under 20 minutes, and use plenty of lube so skin doesn’t drag against the cylinder. With synced videos, if you skip ahead to an intense part the pump gets there fast and can draw the scrotum into the cylinder, so start erect if you’re sensitive. Stop if you feel pain.
For you if: Pumping is your main interest and you want automatic pressure control, pulse and workout routines, synced pumping videos and a pump that can also stroke, all in one premium aluminum machine.
Not for you if: Stroking is your priority (VacuGlide 2 is faster and quieter), you need a pump that works away from a power outlet, or you’d rather not spend premium money on a pump.
Why we picked the Lifetime Silicone Stroker: This is the best non-automated stroker for those facing a budgetary constraint. The silicone material means it provides not only a realistic sensation but with budget in mind, it will last longer than strokers made from TPR. This stroker is all about value and longevity.
Not for you if: This is not for men who want to experience the latest in technology.
Why we picked the Lifetime Silicone Stroker: This is the best non-automated stroker for those facing a budgetary constraint. The silicone material means it provides not only a realistic sensation but with budget in mind, it will last longer than strokers made from TPR. This stroker is all about value and longevity.
Not for you if: This is not for men who want to experience the latest in technology.
Our research has shown that beginners often buy cheap “blowjob machines” on amazon believing them to be good starting products, based on how they look. But men quickly discover that the cheap stuff sold on Amazon are not really blowjob machines since they don’t deliver even a sliver of the pleasure normally associated with blowjobs. Weak motors, cheap construction, and shiny plastic exteriors have tricked many men. We strongly recommend men start with a high quality US or European brand of blowjob machine and in particular our experience and testing has shown the Autoblow Ultra to be the best pick for a beginner or a more advanced buyer due to its high quality construction, warranty, and included free video sync library.
The Autoblow Ultra is still a great choice even for experienced men, but for men who have outgrown regular automated strokers or for those men who crave dynamic suction, VacuGlide 2 is our top pick. Every single one of our testers gave the original VacuGlide our top rating for the sensation it generated and now with its newly launched wifi features including video sync, its a no brainer. Our testers also loved its innovating Autopilot feature which left them with the sensation that their orgasms were totally out of their control. Due to its large size, it houses the largest suction chamber of any milking machine to generate a toe curling level of suction which lasts only for a second or two before it reverses course and slides back up the penis before applying suction again. It’s not cheap, but it’s a “buy it for life” level of device, similar to a high end vacuum cleaner or a microwave. You will end up using it daily.
Our testers were inundated with low end toys that didn’t earn their “blowjob machine” names. We didn’t want to add products here that weren’t serious contenders in this niche. Few companies devote themselves to producing high quality devices so we focused only on the best.
Anything that works is not going to be cheap, but also that doesn’t mean it has to be expensive. Sex toys for men used to be very cheap, meaning rubber butts and plastic vaginas that only cost $10-$40. But over time men realized that the stuff was cheap for reason: it provided a very low level of satisfaction. Over time, better and better products were developed that could actually satisfy men’s needs and do so using the latest technology. The Autoblow Ultra for example syncs with a free library of porn videos. The technology behind that is very advanced and so that comes with a price tag that is higher than a rubber but still low for the level of pleasure and realism it offers. If you bought a drill that was $25 and compared it to a $200 drill you’d see a lot of differences that relate to how well it works and how long it will last. It’s the same thing with blowjob machines.
VacuPump is Autoblow’s new electric penis pump. You set a vacuum level and it holds it, pulses, runs 10 workouts and syncs with its own pumping videos. With the included VacuGlide receiver it also strokes, at roughly VacuGlide 2’s speeds 1 to 4, noticeably louder, but at about twice the vacuum. It works with all VacuGlide accessories and has to stay plugged in. Read my full VacuPump review.